Sellers Publishing graciously offered me five advance copies of their upcoming release How To Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful by Diana Laurence. The book will be available October 23, but you can enter a chance to win a copy right here.
Here are the contest's rules:
1. Winners must be from the U.S. and Canada only due to shipping costs.
2. To enter, in the comments section below write one question about dating vampires that you hope will be answered in Diana Laurence's book.
The deadline: Thursday, September 24, 8:00 AM Pacific Time.
I'll pull two names, raffle-style, and forward the winners' addresses to the publisher. To give you a taste of the book, here's the trailer:
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66 comments:
What is the best way to deal with blood breath?
Where do you go out to dinner when your taste in food is obviously so different?
LOL, I love Donnas question! :)
I'm wondering if vamps warm up after feeding because it would be uncomfortable for their mortal lovers at intimate times!
How do you love some one that wants to eat you for dinner?
Does your vampy lover not allow you to put garlic in your food?
What if you like to do day-time activities, like skiing or going for a picnic? Can you do so with a vamp?
Margay
Donna S: What is the best way to deal with blood breath?
--Actually, vampires don't get blood breath. You know how their bodies are completely resistant to disease? Well, their mouths are also completely resistant to the germs that cause bad breath. Cool, eh?
Lorielle: Where do you go out to dinner when your taste in food is obviously so different?
--The vampires I know are cool with eating mortal food. They don't have to, but they can. It's the rare immortal who can deal with an Italian restaurant, though; they truly don't much like garlic. They generally LOVE cilantro though. Who doesn't?
Judi S: I'm wondering if vamps warm up after feeding because it would be uncomfortable for their mortal lovers at intimate times!
--You hit the coffin nail right on the head, Judi, they do just that. As I point out in the book, in the summer you should cuddle with your vampire before feeding, and in the winter, afterwards. Of course, if your immortal wants to cuddle, you will do it, regardless of the temperature.
Jessilyn: How do you love some one that wants to eat you for dinner?
--Fortunately, the modern vampire can rely on synthblood for sustenance, so typically he won't use you as dinner, just more as a small appetizer. An "amuse bouche" if you will. Of course, their are the greedy, mean ones that won't quit after a pint, but you oughtn't love that kind anyway.
Joder: Does your vampy lover not allow you to put garlic in your food?
--They are pretty insistent that way, yes. If you slip up and forget who you're making garlic bread for, they will accept an apology. But don't have shrimp scampi for lunch and expect a nice nibble from him that evening.
Margay: What if you like to do day-time activities, like skiing or going for a picnic? Can you do so with a vamp?
--As you'll learn in the book, along with synthblood, those clever vampire chemists developed Liquid Shade, an elixir that protects the undead from, well, bursting into flames in sunlight. So vampires can do everything from walk the Vegas strip at noon to taking you to your fave waterpark. Just don't expect them to get tan.
--The author, who will check back in tomorrow to answer more questions!
Thanks so much for stopping by and answering questions, Diana!! What a nice surprise.
I owed you a nice surprise, Catherine...it was a nice surprise for me that you were running this fun contest! :-)
does vampire ave acid reflux or ever use viargra for fun
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So--are extra precautions needed during "that time of the month"?
I'm curious to see Diana's response to these latest questions. We all wonder if vampire authors will ever deal with the "time of the month" issue, but...
My question is how do you go out to dinner at a nice restaurant when they don't eat. Isn't it uncomfortable with the vampire just watching you?
Great giveaway. Thanks!
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Anonymous: does vampire ave acid reflux or ever use viargra for fun
--Anonymous, you crack me up. Acid reflux would mean something out of balance in those perfect bodies, so no, there’s no need for Tums in the tummy of one undead. And Viagra? For a vampire? Over my dead body. They are always ready, rest assured.
Zahir Blue: So--are extra precautions needed during "that time of the month"?
--Z.B., fabulous question! The answer is not in the book but I think we’ll definitely have to put this up on the official Web site “Ask the Author” section. It’s true, you can’t conceal the visit of Aunt Flo from a vampire, and their interest will be extra piqued. I learned from my vampire pal Sylvia (she’s in the book) that newly converted male vampires are generally warned to be on guard about the sudden urges that come on in such cases. Modern vampires are generally quite polite about it. You may get a sexy raised eyebrow from the immortal behind you at Walgreen’s, but he’s not going to let his gaze drop below your collarbone. They’re not that tacky.
Beth: My question is how do you go out to dinner at a nice restaurant when they don't eat. Isn't it uncomfortable with the vampire just watching you?
--See, as I mentioned above, the vampires of my acquaintance can and do eat. That said, sometimes they do tend to stare at you, and it can get a little uncomfortable. My friend Mordred is a real starer. He’d much rather devour you with his eyes than devour the Kung Pao chicken on his plate. Which isn’t completely a bad thing.
--The author, who will return tomorrow for more! P.S., I have a contest of my own running, offering a $100 Amazon certificate and autographed books. Please visit http://www.dianalaurence.com/cakav/contest.html
How does a mortal being cozy up with one who sleeps like the dead?
Dottie :)
Could your vampire father a child with a human (a la Stephenie Meyer style vamps...but in contrast to Charlaine Harris vamps)?
You are so cool to answer questions like this!
Hi :)
What a fun contest/giveaway!
Thank you very much for answering the questions here in the comments, it makes great reading.
I was going to ask if you were on Twitter but I found you (Yay!)
(for those who want to know she is @dianalaurence)
:)
My question is would the datee become jealous if/when the vampire "eats out"?
:)
Thanks for sharing,
All the best,
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xoxo
PS - I am looking forward to HOW TO CATCH & KEEP A VAMPIRE on Oct 23.
Okay.. Stay things are going good, and he (or she) stays over.. how does the uhh... "plumbing" issue work. Do you have to worry about sharing a bathroom in the morning? Is shaving and such an issue?
I've just always wondered. Thanks! This is a wonderful contest, and it looks to be a wonderful book!
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How long must you date your vampire before introducing him to your family?
Thanks,
Tracey
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Can you catch an STD from someone who is already dead?
How does a vampire feel about his lover donating blood to the Blood Bank as community service?
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Does your vampire expect you to stay in bed with them all day while they sleep?
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I'm sure with the "extended life" and all vampires have a lot of exes in their coffins....how do you deal with the jealousies.
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Does the vampire dance? And does he cook? Cause I'd love a vamp who does :)
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Is it wrong of me to want my vampire to be monogamous in his, er, blood need? Like, should I not be jealous that he wants to suck on other girl's neck?
Oh! is there some hidden rule that all vampire have to be broody and such? 'Cause, I've gotta tell you, it gets real old after a while!
Dottie: How does a mortal being cozy up with one who sleeps like the dead?
--It’s true, vampires are amazingly still when they sleep. And if they haven’t recently fed, a bit chilly. Still, they’re so adorable, if you have a chance to cuddle up with a sleeping vampire, you won’t be able to help yourself. And it’s nice that they never snore.
Lipstick: Could your vampire father a child with a human?
--Thanks for thinking I’m cool, Lipstick! I have to side with Charlaine on this one. Vampires being dead and all, there’s just no way they can create new life. And I don’t think I need to state the upside of that. That said, I often get the sense that vampires are a little sad not to be able to procreate; many try to make up for it by doing other creative things like storytelling, painting, and raising bonsai trees.
RKCharron: My question is would the datee become jealous if/when the vampire "eats out"?
--RK, you are so sweet! Thanks for following me on Twitter, which I don’t keep up nearly so much as I do Facebook (www.facebook.com/diana.laurence). And may I also mention, the book is already in most Borders stores in the US and coming next week to Barnes & Noble stores. As to your question: Jealousy can be an issue, vampires being not the most monogamous of creatures. However, I do address how to deal with this in the book at some length. I had to grapple with it, so I share my experiences in a way that I hope will help.
Morning Glow: Okay...Say things are going good, and he (or she) stays over.. how does the uhh... "plumbing" issue work. Do you have to worry about sharing a bathroom in the morning? Is shaving and such an issue?
--M.G., thanks for your excitement! And great questions. I mentioned above how vampires, being dead, can’t procreate. And yet, certain bodily functions do continue. Even vampires that don’t eat human food do eat blood, and process it. And their cells replace themselves, their hair grows, etc. (So yes, Eric might regrow his long hair some day, LOL!) How all this works is a mystery to me. But then, there’s a lot in life a person just can’t explain.
booklover0226: How long must you date your vampire before introducing him to your family?
--Tracey, that’s kind of an individual issue, just as the matter of how long you should date your vampire until you meet his or her maker. Obviously if your family is cool with the whole idea of the undead, you can more easily invite him to your family’s Super Bowl party. On the other hand, if they’re not so openminded, there’s no law against your having a secret life. This is another topic addressed in full in the book!
Caren: Can you catch an STD from someone who is already dead?
--Well, glad we’re touching on some of the significant pros of dating an immortal! Nope, Caren, for the same reason that they never have bad breath, vampires are always 100%-disease free. Helps during flu season, too.
Etirv: How does a vampire feel about his lover donating blood to the Blood Bank as community service?
--Great question! Indeed, I did this once while dating Gunnar and he was not pleased at having to wait around for my blood cells to return to normal levels. Fortunately, vampires don’t have to take a whole pint at a time, so you don’t have to wait a full month to safely feed your vampire boyfriend after a trip to the Blood Bank. But I do advise you let him know before donating so he’s not blindsided. Blindsided vampires can be rather disconcerting.
Shannon said: Does your vampire expect you to stay in bed with them all day while they sleep?
--Not at all, Shannon. Generally speaking they encourage you to carry on with conducting a full, normal life, and they understand we’re not nocturnal creatures. You’re a more interesting person to your vampire when you have daylight experiences to share. However, they do tend to lose track of time at night and keep you up too late if you don’t watch the clock for them. And who remembers to watch the clock when with a vampire?
ParaJunkee: I'm sure with the "extended life" and all vampires have a lot of exes in their coffins....how do you deal with the jealousies.
--Talked about that a bit above, PJ, but you do raise the interesting point that we need to keep in mind vampires live a long time. Mortal guys can barely manage to be monogamous living a mere 75 years. The thing that makes it easier on you is that vampires are quite engrossed with each woman they date. Their remarkable attentiveness makes up for the fact that you usually share them. More in the book!
I Heart Book Gossip said: Does the vampire dance? And does he cook? Cause I'd love a vamp who does :)
--Cindy, have I got a couple immortals for you! Sven can do every dance from disco to the Viennese Waltz. And the cool thing about vampires who can dance is they are able to transfer the ability to you. No lessons, and suddenly you’re So You Think You Can Dance material! Meanwhile, Colin is a fabulous Jamaican cook. All vampires do things well, but you can certainly find ones who specialize in your particular interests. More in the book!
Wendy: Is it wrong of me to want my vampire to be monogamous in his, er, blood need? Like, should I not be jealous that he wants to suck on other girl's neck?
--We seem to have a recurring theme here, which makes me feel better that I had to struggle so hard with this issue. It’s very understandable, Wendy. I have to advise you to read the story of what happened with me and Conner to better understand how this actually works out okay.
Wendy: Oh! is there some hidden rule that all vampire have to be broody and such? 'Cause, I've gotta tell you, it gets real old after a while!
--I know, right? Fortunately, they are not all the angsty type. In my experience, vampires turn on the brooding just to amuse women when they’re in the mood for that. Because they’ve figured out enough about life, er, undeath to not let it get them down like some teenager. There are dark and moody vampires, don’t get me wrong, but if you aren’t in the mood for that sort, you can always call up one of the cheerier ones. I can’t see Mordred more than once a month for this very reason. (Although I love you, M!)
Your questions are fantastic, everyone...I'll be back for more replies!
Diana: Thanks so much for your continued, enjoyable responses.
--Catherine
Thank you for answering my questions Diana! I so can't wait to check out your book. :)
My question is where can I find me a Tall, Dark and Fangsome at? lol
Is being a vampire Hereditary? Or is it cause by a "virus"?
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To a vampire, which is more annoying: a mob of angry villagers or a mob of horny vampire groupies?
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LOL!
What a fun contest. The book looks like fun too.
My question, what do you buy your vampire for anniversary gifts?
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So, say I'm interested in dating a vampire. Where should I go to meet one? A vampire singles bar? A vampire dating site? Are there such things?
Do vampires celebrate the day they joined the "undead" - as in a "birthday" but in a slightly different vein?
Is it polite to ask a vampire's age?
Is it considered cheating if a vampire has to use another source for blood?
Can you have pets in the house or is that too tempting a snack?
How do you keep your blood supply built up without it tasting like the vitamins you would have to take.
Do you buy a bed or a coffin for two?
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so i have to know, how can you tell if a vampire wants you for you or if he just wants your blood?
i mean can it really be love at first bite?
Do vampires always want to bite you everytime you have sex with them? And do vampires have orgasms?
If things don't work out, can you safely tell a vampire "Fangs, but no Fangs"?
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Hi, I'm baaaaack!!!
Jamie: My question is where can I find me a Tall, Dark and Fangsome at? lol
--“Fangsome,” I like that, Jamie! Well, as you’ll learn in the book I met Ethan in a mall food court, and Gunnar in a Sudden Suds laundromat. This is why it pays to know how to spot them, and always be on the lookout. I’m not at liberty to share the top secret tip here, but I do in the book! (Don’t you hate it when I do that? LOL)
Froggy: Is being a vampire Hereditary? Or is it cause by a "virus"?
--Someone’s been reading the Sookie books, I daresay. :-) Obviously it’s passed through the blood, but how that works exactly, no one knows. Vampire blood converts human blood. It does take more than a drop, though, so don’t throw away your martini just because your vampire got a paper cut on his finger and then used it to stir in the vermouth.
Jackie Uhrmacher: To a vampire, which is more annoying: a mob of angry villagers or a mob of horny vampire groupies?
--Jackie, I totally cracked up at that! As did my vampire friend Jesse when I emailed it to him! He’s too new a vampire to have experienced the angry villagers, but he did get mobbed once after playing his guitar at an open mic night at a coffee shop. Vampires learn to conceal their attractiveness after awhile, just to prevent that sort of thing. Jesse practiced it a lot after the coffee shop incident, because either group you mention is a pain in the arse.
Elie N: What a fun contest. The book looks like fun too. My question, what do you buy your vampire for anniversary gifts?
--Thanks indeed to Catherine for the contest, and yes, the book is fun, I assure you! LOL Now, you may think a vampire has everything, and indeed, their lairs are so tricked out it’s intimidating. That’s why the best gifts for vampires are something homemade or otherwise personal. They even like simply a homemade card. Vampires, having spent a lot of their history misunderstood and feared, just really enjoy being loved, ya know?
~Jennifer~: So, say I'm interested in dating a vampire. Where should I go to meet one? A vampire singles bar? A vampire dating site? Are there such things?
--Touched upon a bit above, but let me elaborate. As I say in the book, you have to think outside the oblong box. Vampires hate clichés so they always avoid the more obvious haunts like goth bars and ComicCon. So if you hear of vampire bars or dating sites, it’s probably just mortals trying to be vampires (unless of course it’s Fangtasia--that place is totally for real). There’s no specific place to find the undead, so you have to be vigilantly aware, and employ the tips in my book. Said the author with yet another shameless plug.
Annette: Do vampires celebrate the day they joined the "undead" - as in a "birthday" but in a slightly different vein? Is it polite to ask a vampire's age?
--Nice pun, Annette. I can’t say I’ve run into any vampires myself who do a celebration like that, but I imagine there are some that do. Certainly some still observe their regular mortal birthdays, and the tradition for that among the rowdier vampires is to drink all the blood you can wrangle in one night, no synthblood either. Which is why attending a vampire birthday party has its risks. They never mind telling their age. After all, it’s not like any of them look it.
Book Junkie: Is it considered cheating if a vampire has to use another source for blood?
--Certainly not by the vampires! We mortals can feel cheated on if a vampire we love does it, though. I’m afraid can’t say there’s no romantic or erotic element to blood-drinking and claim they’re simply doing it for sustenance. Sometimes that’s all it is, but sometimes it’s not. Yes, I’ve been jealous! But I know I really shouldn’t be. Sorry to be obtuse, all is cleared up in the book!
Jessica: Can you have pets in the house or is that too tempting a snack?
--As long as you are in the house with the pets, Jessica, you are way more tempting of a snack than Dogbert and Fluffy. Seriously though, as long as you don’t let any of the evil ones in your house, your pets are safe.
Carmen R: How do you keep your blood supply built up without it tasting like the vitamins you would have to take.
--I know, Sookie’s always gobbling iron pills and such, but fortunately, I’m sure Vampire Bill likes the taste of iron--it’s the flavor of blood. In my experience my vampires do subsist mostly on synthblood, so they drink human blood more in a dessert-type capacity. Only the evil ones take too much too often. Therefore after feeding your vampire, all you need is consume some healthy calories and fluids, like orange juice.
Alexa: Do you buy a bed or a coffin for two?
--There’s a nice bit in the book explaining about the passé-ness of coffins, Alexa. Vampires are not dumb, and which would any smart creature prefer, the pine box or the Serta pillowtop?
Solsbj: so i have to know, how can you tell if a vampire wants you for you or if he just wants your blood? i mean can it really be love at first bite?
--The wonderful thing about vampires is, they can have anyone they want. Consequently, they don’t bother to have the people they don’t. And for the same reason, they never have to get blood from someone for which they have no particular emotional attraction. Ergo, if he bites you, he likes you. Isn’t that cool?
Jenny: Do vampires always want to bite you everytime you have sex with them? And do vampires have orgasms?
--No, and yes. Although it’s “rarely no” and an emphatically “always yes”!
Virginia: If things don't work out, can you safely tell a vampire "Fangs, but no Fangs"?
--Seriously, you people are killing me, and not with a stake, either. This is quite a tricky business, though, as you might guess. Vampires do not easily take no for an answer. However, if you conform to protocol (and there’s a nice long bit in the book on what specifically the protocol is), you can get away with it. On a good day. When he’s feeling gracious. And well fed.
I never know what to wear on my vampire dates. Black, Red, satin, silk, stiletto heels?
since 2009 appears to be the year of vampire acceptance how could you (the woman) get your vampire male convinced to make you a vampire? what do you need to do to be worthy of this honor?
How do you explain to your parents and friends that he/she won't drink your blood and kill you?
Valorie
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What do you do when his friends don't like you? Go into protective custody? lol
Thanks!
Rachel M
So if you and your vampire lover are head over heals for each other is he going to be totally against turning you? It would really blow if you have to get old and die and he doesn't.
When my vampire lover turns me will I have blue eyes? I've always wanted blue eyes.
What if you're content with your human/vampire relationship, how do you broach the conversation of "I'm going to look like your grandmother and how is that going to be attractive?"
So what would it be like out on a date and yer lover wants to feast? Iam open minded but thats different.
In any relationship it is inevitable that at some time or another you're going to get into an argument. Do I need to worry about all my furniture getting reduced to kindling if my vampire loses his temper?
How does one cover up those unsightly hickies? lol....
Does wearing perfume attract vampires, and if so, what odor elements do they prefer? Woodsy, spicy, flowery, musk and so on... :-)
My question is about kissing a vampire.....how do you avoid getting cut by his fangs?
Dot S.: I never know what to wear on my vampire dates. Black, Red, satin, silk, stiletto heels?
--Nothing wrong with those options, Dot, but really, try to keep in mind your vampire boyfriend’s particular tastes. The time and place of his birth may be a factor (which is why your Renaissance Faire garb could come in handy). That said, his tastes may have changed over the centuries, so don’t pigeonhole him either. You don’t see Vampire Bill complaining that Sookie wears her tiny Merlotte’s uniform instead of hoop skirts.
maria rose: since 2009 appears to be the year of vampire acceptance how could you (the woman) get your vampire male convinced to make you a vampire? what do you need to do to be worthy of this honor?
--I knew someone would raise this question eventually. If you’re smitten with a vampire and yet claim to never have thought about converting, you’re lying through your fangless teeth. Today’s generally ethical vampires leave the decision up to their mortals and try to give you a fair understanding of what the choice really means. Heavy stuff, Maria Rose, so I refer you to the book for more info!
Valorie: How do you explain to your parents and friends that he/she won't drink your blood and kill you?
--I’m not gonna lie, a certain amount of trust is involved, both by you and your loved ones. My general advice is to keep your vampire romance on the downlow except with those that you know are cool with it. Another option is to solicit the assistance of your vampire in “easing the minds” of any objectors. As you well know, they are quite persuasive.
Rachel M: What do you do when his friends don't like you? Go into protective custody? Lol
--Good one, Rachel! Well, this is a case where vampire tradition is very helpful. Everyone is on his or her honor not to exsanguinate their friends’ mortal love interests. It’s not really too much of a challenge for them, though: most vampires are the live-and-let-be-undead sort. People get like that after hundreds of years.
Lori: So if you and your vampire lover are head over heals for each other is he going to be totally against turning you? It would really blow if you have to get old and die and he doesn't.
--Yes, there’s the issue so pointedly raised in the Twilight books. I’ve talked about it with my vampire friends and it really amazes me how little they are bothered by our aging, pretty much like Bill Compton is. Happily for us imperfect and not-forever-young mortals, they are looking for inner beauty. I guess that’s proven by the fact that they bother with us at all, when they could just hang out with each other and be perfect together! Much longer answer in the book....
Lori: When my vampire lover turns me will I have blue eyes? I've always wanted blue eyes.
--Lori, that’s certainly an interesting one! It’s like this: If you’re a vampire, regardless of what color your eyes are literally, you can make people think they’re any color you want. Heck, you can make people think you’re a bat, if you want--but really, when you’re that gorgeous, why would you want to look like a bat?
TommyGirl: What if you're content with your human/vampire relationship, how do you broach the conversation of "I'm going to look like your grandmother and how is that going to be attractive?"
--Addressed above, TG, but I’ll add this: Many a grandmotherly type has had secret affairs with vampires, who have the very obliging skill of making you see yourself any way they wish you to. There are plenty of kind vampires who enjoy seeing mortals reminded of their youthful appearance once again. The age business is a way bigger issue to us than to them. The bigger issue to vampires is obtaining nice blood. And also avoiding the stake-wielding types and people who insist the vampire craze is ending.
Anonymous: So what would it be like out on a date and yer lover wants to feast? I am open minded but that’s different.
--You mean, like feeding on you at the Farmer’s Market or the John Mayer concert? Well, vampires are usually more discreet and will wait till later at the lair. But rest assured, on the rare occasion he just can’t postpone gratification, your vampire will be sure to spell everyone in the area so they simply don’t notice. It’s a bit unnerving at first, but when you realize what’s going on, it’s kinda fun!
Daelith: In any relationship it is inevitable that at some time or another you're going to get into an argument. Do I need to worry about all my furniture getting reduced to kindling if my vampire loses his temper?
--Ooh...yeah, well, this is one of the few downsides of dating a vampire. Fortunately there aren’t too many of them that lose control like that. They’re more the kind to fix you with a cold, angry stare, pick up your Ming Dynasty vase, balance it on one finger, and say “Would you like to retract your last statement, sweetheart?” Either way, it’s definitely best not to make them mad.
Riah: How does one cover up those unsightly hickies? lol....
--They’re a little less, shall we say, “subtle” than hickies, Riah. I’m so glad scarves have come back into vogue, because concealer just doesn’t cut it. Of course if you have a gig on the following day doing swimsuit modeling, your vampire can always heal those marks for you. But I don’t know, I sort of like to sport them under the scarf…it’s romantic, don’t you think?
Sanitation Station: Does wearing perfume attract vampires, and if so, what odor elements do they prefer? Woodsy, spicy, flowery, musk and so on... :-)
--As I report in the book, an unusually high number of vampires seem to like honeysuckle and pumpkin spice latte. [Things that make you go “huh,” right?] Anyway, smelling nice is always a good idea, because they have acute senses of smell. No need to dab extra blood behind your ears, though…your natural smell is pleasant enough to immortals.
Patti: My question is about kissing a vampire.....how do you avoid getting cut by his fangs?
--As you guessed, Patti, when the kissing gets intense, you may get the point, literally. Fortunately as I mentioned above, vampires have the ability to heal others as well as themselves. If you didn’t sign on for a tongue piercing, they will fix you up in a jiffy. And don’t be surprised if they apologize for the injury before you even notice it; you’re gonna be a bit distracted.
What is the best way to approach your parents and tell them that you're dating a vampire?
sounds like a really fun book :)
The contest is closed, and the winners are Wendy, Patti, Caren, Virginia, and Dot S. Thanks to everyone who participated, and especially thanks to Diana Laurence for diligently answering every single question. Be sure to check out her book at howtocatchandkeepavampire.com.
P.S. Winners, please send your snail mail address to catkarp (at) gmail (dot) com and I'll forward your info to the publisher.
One final answer for you guys...
van_pham: What is the best way to approach your parents and tell them that you're dating a vampire?
--I’m not going to deny that can be a very tricky business, V.P. Oftentimes your best approach is to introduce them to your vampire boyfriend without mentioning his “nature.” Let him impress your dad with his willingness to apply his supernatural dexterity to assisting with home improvement projects. Let him charm your mom with his nice car and ability to recite sonnets from memory. After he’s won them over, they’ll be less likely to respond to the news of the blood-drinking by asking, “Why can’t you meet a nice boy on Match.com like everyone else?”
My big congrats to Wendy, Patti, Caren, Virginia, and Dot S.! I SO hope you guys just love the book and come to adore my dear vampire friends.
It’s been such a blast answering your questions! Conner, Sven, Colin and the gang--even Mordred, who has a rather resistant sense of humor--have loved checking in here to read what you were wondering about them. Thanks again to Catherine for hosting this very cool contest.
When I come home, how do I know if my sustenance has acted against me and my wishes?
Just a friendly reminder that the contest is now closed, so Diana won't be coming over here to answer questions. However, she does have an "Ask the Vampires" section over at http://howtocatchandkeepavampire.com.
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